He once hired illegal aliens
She was known for fraud and tax evasion
He cost us over ten million jobs
Her husband is a big drunken slob

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Why do they think that we really care
All about the junk that they try to scare
Don't they have anything else to say
Instead of slam on what other people say
Campaign smut is on the air
And do they think that we really care
And I just want chicken and milk
And he just wants chicken and milk

He gets cash from special interest groups
She wants to ban all prayer from school
He supports capital punishment
She picks a judge who was soft on criminals

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