What makes you think that it won't grow back in a day or two?
Husbands in winter, they know the truth but what can they do?
I don't like girls the way they are so shave their legs
and make them look like movie stars, then we can pretend it's natural.

Put on whatever makes you attractive, if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion.
Friends like a certain you, that's who you've got to be.

Junior-high legs, blond hair gone brown from removing it.
Waxing since thirteen, wisdom from the beauty queen, her tiara digging deep in her head.

Put on whatever makes you attractive, if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion.
Friends like a certain you, that's who you've got to be, that's who you've got to be.

I'm starting to think that I'm kind of shy or atleast I'd like to be.
Winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with lasers
so it never comes back then we can pretend it's natural.