It's priceless when you said you had to work late 
When we both know you're at a motel 
Here's the thing that's so much more depressing 
Then the infidelities itself 

Darling, you are so unoriginal 
Each move, more obvious 
Than the one before it 

You know I've always said that I would kill you 
If I ever caught you stepping out 
But now I see I did not know the half of 
What hatred and regret were all about 

Darling, you are so unoriginal 
Each move more obvious 
Than the one before it 

I guess I could be bigger but I rather make you pay 

Darling you are so unoriginal 
You'll see that I can be so unoriginal 
Just like you