Sheīs got a big stomach
And sheīs right there on my TV
Sheīs sweating and sheīs groaning
Itīs about to maek me queasy
She yells to boil water
Pull the sheets of the bed
Cosby says to grab your lip
And yank it over your head

Chorus:
Labor ainīt no easy thing
Life is what your toil brings
Canīt give birth without some strain
Life is more than worth the pain

"Miss Scarlet! Miss Scarlet! 
I donīt know nothinī about birthin` no babies!"

Iīve got a big vision
Iīm vegginī watching TV
"Itīs not by might or power...."
So Iīm gonna take it easy
Donīt think Iīm not busy
Ainīt no lazy jerk
Iīm dreaming of the glory
While the Lord does all the work

Labor ainīt no easy thing
Life is what your toil brings
Canīt give birth without some strain
Life is more than worth the pain

"Sweet Jesus! Sweet Jesus!
I donīt know anything about birthinī no vision"

You gotta push (Push!)
You gotta shove (Shove!)
A stork ainīt gonna drop it in your lap from above
You gotta push (Push!)
You gotta shove (Shove!)
You gotta pray and work with lots of tears and love

If I donīt busy
Iīve dreamt to no avail
Iīm gonna have to pay the price
Of a woman in travail

Labor ainīt no easy thing
Life is what your toil brings
Canīt give birth without some strain
Life is more than worth the pain