She’s so cool it’s almost erie 
she’s so fine I lost all hope 
Genetical testing 
something has gone wrong 
she should get back in 
her cage before they find she’s gone 
She said she hated Kenny G 
that girl is way too good for me 
We’ll break up before it starts 
She’ll only tear my world apart 
da na na na na na na na 

Chorus:
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine 
Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind 

You might say she’s everything 
just before everything goes wrong 
She’s sunshine and lightning 
she pulls at my heartstrings 
she’s stunning and then she’s gone 
The intellect that girl has 
She’s saying “ death to false jazz 
Like kryptonite to Superman 
she’s here to break my heart again 
da na na na na na na na 

Watch her on the floor tonight 
feel the crush she will incite 
the spark of hope she will ignite 
a beautiful sight 
Softer than the lightest snows 
watch her as the moment slows 
in my face the door will close 
and there she goes.