i'm just a gremmy surfing tandem with the best
on every wave my life is put to the test
i'm just a gremmy getting hassled by the shark
the impact zone is my home till it gets dark
like the tide i'm up then down
but this gremmy sure won't drown
my faith is on the shore
push me in oh Lord
i'm just a gremmy who's addicted to wax
my poor old board is decorated with cracks
i'm just a gremmy with my head in the sand
but now i'm sponsored by a heavenly brand
like the tide i'm high then low
but this gremmy's going pro