There was this boy, his name was Jerry. 
He had a girl, her name was Sally. 
They were so happy, so much in love.
Drank Coca-Cola in his mini bus. 
A few years later, they got married. 
They had two kids and a dog named Spot. 
They were so happy, so much in love.
Put their kids to bed and went and watched Ben Hur.
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The perfect family, Jerry and Sally (repeat). 
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Sally and Jerry have sure been through a lot.
But they remember their promise to God.
Jerry's getting older now, losing his hair.
Losing his teeth, but Sally doesn't care.