Cars and girls are easy to come by in this day and age
Laughing, joking, drinking, smoking, 'til I've spent my wage
When I was young, people spoke of immorality
All the things they said were wrong are what I want to be

(Hey!) Over, under, sideways down
(Hey!) Backwards, forwards, square and round
(Hey!) Over, under, sideways down
(Hey!) Backwards, forwards, square and round

When will it end?
When will it end?

I find comments about my looks irrelativity
I think I'll go and have some fun 'cause it's all for free
I'm not looking for a reason to enjoy myself
Seems it's better done than argued with somebody else

(Hey!) Over, under, sideways down
(Hey!) Backwards, forwards, square and round
(Hey!) Over, under, sideways down
(Hey!) Backwards, forwards, square and round

When will it end?
When will it end?